Posts tagged movies

DHP August 30, 2012- Yellow Submarine

BLUE MEANIES!!!

supposin there aren’t any blue meanies in the area…

my footnotes for my latest book, this is my standard procedure for doing it, and while i compose it, i’m also reviewing it…

Ringo carrying John as they escape the blue meanies encampment

 

 

 

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DHP August 8, 2012- To Wong Foo

guess they couldn’t afford much for the makeup budget apparently…dear hollywood, cover girl does NOT cover man (remember young queenies, its VERY important…panstick IS your friend)

douchebag to do list (what a closet case)

 

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DHP July 1, 2012- Treasure of the Sierra Madre pt1

that is one AWESOME mustache, no?

Howard’s face says ‘yeah, you shake on it here, but wait until we actually hit pay dirt…’

the longer on in the movie the more these two look like they’re wearing black face, between the film contrast, their dark beards getting thicker and their skin being tanned & dirty

I think ol’ dobbsie’s cheese done slid off his cracker folks

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DHP June 28, 2012- The Big Sleep

you do sell books here, don’t you, hmm?

you could sure try me mister…

well, hello there..

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DHP June 24, 2012- Fifth Element + shameless self promotion

Cross posted from my Vitamin Gay blog-

as you my readers know, I have an etsy store front! :O I’m a tailor/costumer and all around artist and I sell my various wares there in my shop. What you may not know is that I also sell vintage stuff there…like typewriters, vintage vinyl, antique hats and so forth. Be sure to check back often for the regular stock updates, I add items at least twice a week :).

I also have a nice and expanding variety of drag queen accessories, garter belts, thong underwear (and soon bras), corsets (photos coming soon), shoes and more.

Help support a starving trans artist pay the bills and start his savings pile for that elusive top surgery (I’ll start running a tally once I’ve got something in there…currently I’ve got $1, help me add to it ๐Ÿ˜€ & wish me luck!)

Much love! and enjoy the last of Pride Month 2012 (someone have a scotch old fashioned for me please? i no can has booze ๐Ÿ˜ฆ )

that awkward moment when you realize, ‘oh shit, i forgot my line…’

deduction dear Watson my boy

WHOA! where the fuck did you come from?

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June 20, 2012- Its Always Fair Weather

dancing laundry detergent, now i’ve seen everything

that terribly awkward moment at your reunion where you realize you & your buddies no longer have anything in common…

that girl’s a KNOCK OUT!

this movie has quite possibly some of the best editing in any Gene Kelly flick ever ๐Ÿ™‚

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DHP June 6, 2012- Anchors Aweigh, Gene Kelly & Sinatra

is it just me or does he look like he’s just moments away from giving that phone receiver head? lol

Frank Sinatra hasn’t quite grown into that face yet, but once he did he was stunning (in fact, if you just cover his ears you can see more or less what he’ll look like when he’s older, so i guess its those ears he hasn’t grown into yet)..regardless though, he already had that AMAZING voice and he always had those heartbreakingly blue eyes *swoon*

sample your technique…see i’m a dame & you’re you, now pick me up…
the homosexual overtones in this flick are HEAVY…i dunno if its just the sailor suits or what but DAMN ๐Ÿ˜‰ (not that i have a problem with homo overtones between Kelly & Sinatra ;D MEOW!)

I imagine this is something like what Gene would look like on set when you FUCKED UP his choreography LOL (he was apparently a REAL perfectionist queen about his work, not surprising, it shows ๐Ÿ˜€ but he could be a real pain on set)

SURREAL! this is where the movie starts its little trip down LSD lane…i’ll post more amusing pix from the little animated adventure in tomorrows DHP

 

This was an interesting film to say the least but certainly isn’t my favorite Gene Kelly flick.ย  It had some great moments but was mostly two awkward bumbling straight guys being awkward & bumbling, though the animation sequence was FLAWLESSLY put together by Hanna/Barbera animations (though I will confess to actually preferring seeing Stewie from family guy dance with Gene Kelly more, i know BLASPHEMY right, but for one reason or another I do…probably the improved animation quality due to the improvement in technique & technology).ย  You get to hear Frank Sinatra’s golden singing voice which is just as beautiful as ever it was and you get to see an amazing pianist & a full chorus of other pianos play an amazing classical music piece (i was literally in awe, it was amazing and the man’s hands are LIGHTNING on a keyboard, simply stunning) and of course Gene Kelly’s incredible choreography.ย  I give it 3 out of 5, good but not his best work.ย  Singin in the Rain is still our favorite! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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